improv (72)in Freewriters • 2 hours agoFalse Advertising -5minutefreewriteFor Whoa! It's time to tell you all about me. I'm 6feet two inches. I love building with my hands, and have lovingly crafted all the furniture in the wood cabin I built with…improv (72)in Freewriters • 2 days agoA New Dawn -5minutefreewriteFor Today is the first day of the world. A new dawn has broken. It is no longer a world of haves and have-nots. We are all dedicated to the joy of each other. Those who mourn…improv (72)in Freewriters • 4 days agoA Crowd of Monsters -5minutefreewriteFor There's a crowd of monsters, and they're all the things I have to do. Some of them are monsters whose faces I'm glad to see. In fact, all of them are. I just need more…improv (72)in Freewriters • 5 days agoHe Coerced Me -5minutefreewriteFor He Coerced Me Oh boy, talk about coercion! We don't, actually, talk about it enough. There's a lot of wonderful information in the Substitute teacher training about…improv (72)in Freewriters • 5 days agoThe polling station is closed -5minutefreewriteFor Uh huh THE POLLING STATION IS CLOSED Well, I'll be looking forward to hearing from you tonight, then. She wasn't listening. Speak of the level! Never a dull knife…improv (72)in Proof of Brain • 7 days agoPunday Monday 399!Welcome to Punday Monday! tl;dr Make a pun about the topic of the week, This week’s topic is Mr. Rogers! Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: And if you’d like to…improv (72)in Freewriters • 7 days agoAcid Bath -5minutefreewriteFor ACID BATH Like, really, it's an industrial process, not a scary thing. I think, like, if there's an etching done some way, and then they give it an acid bath or…improv (72)in Freewriters • 8 days agoDon't Pick That -5minutefreewriteFor Don't pick that, but then I picked it, so I can't pick it It's today's topic, but if I don't pick it, then I'd pick it But if I pick it, then it tells me not to pick…improv (72)in #poetry • 8 days agoThere's a lot of "winning" in the art(s) world(s).There's a lot of "winning" in the art(s) world(s). It's kind of weird, isn't it? Why? I mean, I have some guesses. But I guess the bigger question is Why isn't there more…improv (72)in Freewriters • 10 days agoBelly Fat -5minutefreewriteFor Oooo BELLY FAT Fuck yeah. I got some. I got a lot. It's not a problem usually, though, if I have to bend my body, Like sometimes squatting in a tight space to tie my…improv (72)in #freewrite • 11 days agoA dirty dish -5minutefreewriteFor It doesn't take long To wash a dirty dish Or feed the dogs Or ... Well ... Folding laundry takes a little longer But just to fold a shirt? Not that long It doesn't…improv (72)in Freewriters • 12 days agoNot a Trace -5minutefreewriteFor There's not a trace of something what's that song not a trace of screw in my bed not a trace of what Huh he disappeared without a trace I was able to make…improv (72)in Freewriters • 13 days agoA Dark Glare -5minutefreewriteFor A dark glare. The glint of the ...not sunlight. The absence of its radiance. A black hole as it DOESN'T reflect off the windshield. The black hole had been approaching…improv (72)in Funny • 14 days agoPunday Monday 398!Welcome to Punday Monday! tl;dr Make a pun about the topic of the week, This week’s topic is Spring! Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: And if you’d like to…improv (72)in Freewriters • 14 days agoMake It Coincide -5minutefreewriteFor Make it coincide. What's too much? Does it coincide with what is too little? What's the deal? Why do capitalists see coincidence when it comes to their own profit, but…improv (72)in Freewriters • 15 days agoDeep Groan -5minutefreewriteFor Oooo... deep groan Let's use this deep groan to fill the world with our sense of strife and struggle and no. To relieve our own shoulders of struggle. A groan isn't…improv (72)in Freewriters • 16 days agoAttack of the Wobbles -5minutefreewriteFor YO! I have the wobbles, so some food is heating for me. For 5 minutes. Useful. Hey. Hey. No I don't. I'm tired, but talking to people helped me feel better. Funny…improv (72)in Freewriters • 17 days agoPainter of Dreams -5minutefreewriteFor I'm surprised by how long it's been since I last did a freewrite. I am the painter of dreams. My canvas is your thoughts. My paints are your memories. When you awake, I…improv (72)in #photos • 18 days agobeautiful dayI got to see some great views.improv (72)in Feel Good • 20 days agoStorytelling for KidsI don't know if this always holds true, but I have to unlearn the foundations of what I know about good storytelling for my kid. I think that any story, to feel complete and…